Wet Spots

· Make your own light saber sex toy—because surely you can't be spending all your time waiting in line to see "Revenge of the Sith" this weekend. (homemade-sex-toys.com)

· Mary Carey nothwithstanding, there are apparently some times when porn and politics don't mix: Las Vegas mayor asked to resign over Playboy guest shoot. (Xbiz; more @ kesq.com, via Adult FYI)

· Cheesecake and religion don't always mix well either: Miss Universe pageant officials under fire for bikini photo shoot near a Buddhist temple in Thailand. (Reuters; see photos @ Daze Reader)

· Then again, we hear that "a strong erection is a gift from God". We are so confused right now. (sexinchrist.com - thanks Bob)

· Iowa house speaker fights to keep porn out of the classroom and back on streets where it belongs: ""Don't they know we're not done with their budget yet? I'm pretty sure we don't need to increase state funding by $40 million to teach 'Critical Pornography Studies,' " (MTV News)

· You know it's a slow news week when newspapers start running stories on yet another woman selling her body on eBay. Hell, even Golden Palace wasn't interested this time. (azcentral.com)

· "'Porn Generation' is the book that will define this generation—and provide a warning for generations to come." Funny, we don't see anything wrong with that last clause at all! (theagitator.com)

· We don't care what anyone else says: we hereby declare Crying While Eating our favorite new fetish of the year! (cryingwhileeating.com, via everyone and their grandmother)

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