Morning Wood

· Didn't find an anal douche in your Easter basket this year? Not to worry ... Amazon.com is here to help! (Amazon)

· Finally, one of those college sex tapes we may actually get to see: California State fraternity members are under investigation for allegedly starring in a Shane's World video. (KSEQ.com)

· Meanwhile, it's business as usual on the Yale campus: "drunken hookups, naked parties and the purchase of adult novelties." Boola boola, y'all! (Newsday)

· Breaking: Mariah Carey admits she's not a size queen (or that her husband has a small penis?) in the new FHM: "I
m not that experienced. The first person I ended up being with was the person I married. As dismal as that is." (Mariah Daily; scroll down to 3/25 entry and FHM pics - thanks Sanj)