Morning Wood

· "Her ultra soft mouth has a wireless vibrating system that answers to your thrusts and her double D breasts have life-like UR
3 nipples." You wouldn't have expected Jenna Jameson to have an ordinary love doll made in her image, would you? (Yes Portal)

· "Lil' Jon Promises Large Penises In Porn Films". And here we were thinking it was going to be just like every other porno we've ever seen! (contactmusic.com)

· In case you were wondering: No, we've never heard of new Maxim covergirl Sara Foster either. (Maxim Online - thanks Sanj)

· Thanks to this generator, we no longer have to beg random strangers to pose naked for us while holding up Fleshbot signs and can thus pretend we're more popular than we actually are. Ain't the internet wonderful? (punchbaby.com, via Double Viking)

· Finally, all those Mischa Barton paparazzi photos that've been floating around this week have been collected in one place. We can cross that off our to-do list today too. (sexnfun.net)

· Note to the good people of Utah: Fleshbot really isn't "harmful to minors". We just look that way. (AVN)

· "Rarely do people ask themselves, 'Where do dildos come from?'". But we're glad Tristan Taormino did, bless her heart. (Village Voice)