Morning Wood

· How could we have let an entire three days go by without commenting on these scrumptious new photos of Jessica Alba in GQ? We must still be jet lagged or something. (men.style.com; more @ The Superficial)

· We ate too many of them during our starving college days to ever consider Pot Noodles sexy, but an ad agency in the UK is trying to change all that. (sexblo.gs)

· A stress relieving boob ball may be just what we need to perk up our tired fingertips here at Fleshbot Central ... but haven't we already seen this sort of thing before? (Double Viking)

· Some Texas lawmakers are trying to ban sexy cheerleading routines. Along with the rest of you, we ask: Is nothing sacred?! (FOX News)

· Breaking: LiveJournal censors Pussy (Talk)! (Or at least classic early twentieth century art.) (livejournal.com, via alacarte.blogspot.com)

· Fleshbot fave Belladonna holds forth on breastfeeding, booty worship, and that bothersome five-guy limit in this new interview at SexWrecks. (sexwrecks.com)