We may know a few more licks of Spanish than our Sapphic-sniffing sibling site Defamer does (ha, we said "licks" too ... get it?), but even we were amused by this screaming tabloid headline (which we believe more accurately translates to something like "Penélope & Salma's Superhot Rugmunching Adventure!")—even if the accompanying "reporte exclusivo" and two month-old photographic "proof" left a lot to be desired. We can still dream, can't we?
"Tabloids Speak The International Language" (Defamer)
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