Your fearless editor Jonno is safe, for now, in Las Vegas covering the 2005 Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards. He writes to inform us that he arrived too late (he even used the old "lost luggage" bit) for the Internext Expo. Fortunately, Devan at Hardcore Gossip picks up the slack and presents two dizzying photo galleries chock full of all the pretty exhibits (check out the superb form of the bowler at the end of Day 2) Jonno missed out on.(A.K.)