Wet Spots

· We understand why underage porn on an Indian auction site is causing serious problems for the site's operator, but is this the sort of case the US State Department usually gets involved in? We'd have thought they were busy with other things, like ... oh, war and stuff. (Agence France-Presse @ australianit.news.com.au)

· Breaking! Post-coital looking Tara Reid appears in new issue of Stuff with both breasts completely covered. (stuffmagazine.com - thanks Sanj)

· You've probably seen it already by now, but we finally clicked on the 12 STIs of Christmas link we've been seeing everywhere and couldn't resist. See what happens when you fool around with all those dancing ladies and leaping lords? (Flash w/sound @ playingsafely.co.uk)

· For over a decade, the Wondrous Vulva Puppets have been seen everywhere from Planned Parenthood centers to "Friends" (well, almost). Maybe it's time you curled up in with one? (yoni.com, via sexblo.gs)

· Ah, sex and sports: they go together like ... er, sex and sports. (2004 roundup @ ESPN)

· Yes, we realize we've been posting a lot of Luba links lately. Then again, we haven't been hearing any complaints. (Luba in Matador Magazine @ chill.to/xax)

· Porn studios may come and go, but Vivid is forever ... or maybe it just seems that way (Twenty years is a long time in the industry, y'know.) (AVN)

· Unfortunately, there don't seem to be too many pictures from Vivid's 20th anniversary party online—to hold you over until we find some, you might want to try looking here. (unet.univie.ac.at)

· Where's the key to your future? You're sitting on it! "The left cheek is the cheek of the future ... the right cheek is the cheek of the present. It's no different than reading a palm or someone's eyes." (Miami Sun-Sentinel - thanks Karl)

· Looking to meet sexy dead singles, fellow ringworm enthusiasts for fun and romance, and/or score a couple of used 11 year olds, cheap? Look no further than Google. And to think they won't allow us to use AdSense because of our adult content! (Boing Boing)

· Lindsay Lohan is the new Elle MacPherson was the new Brigette Bardot ... etc. (Gawker)

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