Singapore Dildo Candy

More things that look innocent, but aren't ... or maybe this is something that isn't supposed to be innocent at all? The Fr-oozePop is a novelty candy item that's heavily advertised on children's television shows in notoriously straight-laced Singapore with the slogan "Squeeze And Lick!"; we can only assume that its pervy manufacturers are on a mission to provide subliminal instruction to the next generation of East Asian porn stars. Makes all that wacky Fun Dip we consumed by the case during our tender years look positively tame by comparison. (If anyone knows where we can see a video clip of the television commercial, let us know.)

The Fr-ooze Pop (thepostpigeon.bravepages.com - thanks Yutai)

Previously: Rubber Duckie Vibe, "Man, They Are Dickmann!", Accidental Bukkake Gallery