Jim McGreevey Nude!

When we heard this afternoon New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey had announced publicly he was gay, we immediately hit the Web to see if some Photoshop guru had ever morphed McGreevey into a gay porn actor. Alas, we learned an important lesson in the process: you can find a million pics of Ben Affleck's balls, but there are very few fake naked pics of middle-aged US governors. Anyway, we turned to a friend, PJ, and asked him if we wouldn't mind slacking off and spending 10 minutes creating a fake pic of the New Jersey politician in the buff. Thankfully, PJ's bosses didn't pass his desk while he helped us, but he also regrets he couldn't do a better job in 10 minutes or less. Of course, if you have a better naked McGreevey pic you'd like to contribute, feel free to e-mail it in. The pic after the jump. (R.S.)