Charges Dismissed in Stormy Daniels Strip Club Arrest

Seriously Ohio? You Arrested Stormy Daniels?

So, let me get this straight, Stormy Daniels is in a strip club in Ohio. She's topless doing her thing, interacting with patrons, and she touches someone. She touches a person she does not know and is not related to and she gets arrested for that? Come on Ohio, what H-E-double hockey stick is wrong with you guys. We thought you were cool Ohio.

I can't believe this is a law. And it's not an old law that is still on the books or anything like that, this law was put on the books in 2007. So, in 2007 someone said that strippers in a strip club can't be touched by anyone who isn't another employee or family member. That means if you are at Sirens or another strip club in Ohio and a stripper trips, you can't help them up. If a stripper wants to shake your hand, you can't do that either. I feel like these laws were put in place by someone who has never been to a strip club. There isn't a single person on the planet who doesn't want to get smacked on the head by one of Stormy Daniels' boobs. I mean, it's not like she's going around and spanking people with a magazine that has their face on the cover. I wonder how many officers beg to go undercover to enforce the no touching at a strip club rule... I wonder... Seriously, Ohio, get your act together. You're making yourself look foolish. Also, all the charges have been dismissed against Stormy Daniels.

And one more thing... Stormy Daniels has one of the sexiest mugshots ever.

via CNN