If You’re Gonna Start A Fight, Wear A Bra

Was The Tits Out Fighting Really Needed?

Now, I don't have even the foggiest idea how this started, but it would seem that a customer at McDonald's was upset and said something to the manager. One thing led to another and fits are being thrown and tits are out. I guess that goes to show if you're thinking there might be trouble, you should really wear a bra.

I gotta be honest, I'm a little surprised this didn't happen in Florida. I kind of wish it did, it's really got Florida written all over it. Seriously, what was going on in this McDonald's to a cause a tits out fight? I mean, we've all gotten the same toy over and over and over again in our Happy Meal™, but that's no reason to go nuts. You just try and trade them, you don't start a tits out fit. Look, I'm not a big fan of solving problems with violence, but I do enjoy boobies in public so, I guess you gotta take 'em where you can get 'em. I guess we should just all be happy that no one was seriously hurt, only their pride was wounded. But hey, the one in the tank top does have some nice boobs so, I'd count that as a win.

Come on, people, I don't mean to get all hippie-dippie on you, but give peace a chance. Sure, you might not get that many tits out moments with peace, but you never know.

via Armando Lios on Twitter