A Topless Heidi Klum Makes Ice Creaming Melting Sexy

That's One Sticky And Beautiful Mess

Whenever I get ice cream it's always in a bowl. I have never or will I ever get ice cream in a cone because there is nothing worse in this world than ice cream melting all over the place. It's messy, it's super sticky, and it attracts ants. I hate it with the fire of ten thousand suns.... unless the ice cream happens to be melting onto the boobs of Heidi Klum. At that point, I'll allow it.

And I hate myself for it, I really do. I can't stand melting ice cream, it's the stain that never comes out and I can't ever seem to get rid of that sticky feeling even after multiple hand washes. But I do love Heidi Klum's breasts. And if she wants to let ice cream drip on her boobs, who am I to say no? It wouldn't surprise me at all if seeing ice cream melt will forever be linked to a topless Heidi Klum. I'll watch it drip and think of her breasts. Sure, that doesn't sound all that bad, but how much ice cream am I going to buy just to watch it melt? Probably quite a lot. Sigh, a topless Heidi Klum can make anything sexy.

Seriously, I hate running, sticky, melting ice cream. But I love Heidi Klum topless more. This world is full of the good and the bad, thankfully this time around the good is Heidi Klum topless.

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