Confused Boner of the Week: Why Is Dakota Johnson Making Faces?

Let Dakota Johnson Just Be Sexy

Ugh, this one is kind of frustrating as well as confusing. While I think we're all for Dakota Johnson wearing funky clothes, maybe some face paint, why in the world would have her make funny faces? I mean, one pic she looks like she's screaming at kids to get off her lawn and the next one she looks like a sexy doll. I mean... this is just so damn confusing.

There is one, one pic out of all of these that really shows off Dakota Johnson's sexiness. I'm going to point it out, I think it's going to be obvious. I'm sure there are lots of mixed feelings about the Dakota Johnson sudo-sexdoll pic because... who wasn't tapped a picture of Dakota Johnson's face on a blow up sex doll, am I right? Anyone? Anyone? I mean, I wouldn't do that, some friend, not even a friend, some random guy I know did that and he told me about it later. Anyway, back to Dakota Johnson... Look Dakota Johnson has an incredible body, we've all seen it so, why would want to do anything to make her beauty... confusing.

I'm not going to sit here and tell someone else how to do their job. I have no probably with artists making art, but when you've got Dakota Johnson, just let her be sexy. You don't need to do much so, why put in the all work to make Dakota Johnson sexy and confusing.

photos via W Magazine

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