Let’s Assume Alexis Ren Hangs Out Topless

Can Anyone Blame Alexis Ren For Being Topless?

If there is anything Saturday morning cartoon's taught me it's that never order anything from Acme, you're never too old for an imaginary friend, and knowing is half the battle. I may never have never figured out the what the other half of the battle, but I know that having all the facts and never assuming is an important skill. Yet, I feel like we can pretty much assume that Alexis Ren hangs out topless.

Sure, it may not be 100% of the time. I know we've seen her doing other things while dressed, but I feel like at least 80% of the pics she posts on Instagram she's topless. If not completely topless, she's topless adjacent. You know, she's wearing a top, but no bra. That's almost topless in my book. In fact, I would say that's closer to topless and not topless. Anyway, let's not get into the details of what we consider to be topless. All we need to focus on is the fact Alexis Ren probably hangs out topless a fair amount. And let's also not kid ourselves, it's totally awesome to think Alexis Ren hangs out topless a lot.

There is a danger in making assumptions, I know that. Still Alexis Ren does seem to enjoy being topless. If she didn't, then why would she post topless pics on Instagram?

via Alexis Ren on Instagram

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