Phoebe Price Is Ringing Her Jingle Bells

Phoebe Price Would Be A Sexy Mrs. Claus

While staring at Phoebe Price shaking her chest dressed in this festive outfit, I had two thoughts. First thought is I'm 100% certain that her bra underneath has bells on them, so does that mean she is shaking her jingle bells? Second thought, we need a movie about a sexy Mrs. Claus and that movie must star Phoebe Price.

We've got plenty of movies about Santa. Young Santa, Old Santa, New Santa, Animated Santa, but we don't have a damn thing about Mrs. Claus. And we need that. Phoebe Price would be an excellent Mrs. Claus. It could be a movie about how she feels unappreciated so she goes off some place warm with some of the elves and wears a bikini for most of the movie. I know that sounds like a strange plot, but I'm trying my best to come up with ways for Phoebe Price to wear a bikini. Well, I guess they could have a hot tub at the North Pole. You know, that kind of makes sense, they would totally have one. Okay, North Pole hot tub it is.

Come on, don't you want to see Phoebe Price in a red bikini with fur trim? I know I do. It would look kind of like what she's wearing now, but showing a lot more skin. Yeah, someone needs to make this Phoebe Price Christmas movie happen.

via Phoebe Price on Instagram