Las Vegas, Day One

We've been in Las Vegas less than twelve hours and have already shared an elevator with Stormy Daniels; shared an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet with Jesse Jane (no cracks please); and followed Mary Carey's entourage across the casino floor of the Venetian (where we overheard one porn starlet say "I'm tired of having tits, I want boobs!", which kind of sums up the whole scene). And we haven't even hit the floor of the Expo yet. Stay tuned.