SI’s 2017 Swimsuit Issue Is Going to Be Epic

January 20, 2017
JACK-BLACKBUSH

So Many Wonderful and Sexy Surprises Coming Our Way

A teaser is meant to not only give you a sneak peek into something, but give you an idea of some of the themes, concepts, and overall story, arch if you will. From looking at the teaser for the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, I would say this year's theme is boobs, butts, butts, boobs, and more butts. Oh man, it's going to be epic.

Of course, I honestly can't think of time when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has ever let me down in any way, but this teaser has me more excited than I have been in a long time. And we only have a couple of weeks to go before the magazine will hit newsstands and the images will hit the web. So many beautiful models wearing so many beautiful swimsuits. My curiosity is so sparked, I can't wait to find out who is wearing the bikini that looks like nothing more than three jeweled pasties. Sure, no one would ever wear a bikini like that to an actual beach, but who cares? It's the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue -, it's where dreams are born.

And I know there is probably a bit of frustration out there because we aren't really seeing any of the model's faces, but I think that is great. Not trying to say I don't want to look at their beautiful faces, but I love not knowing who is wearing what. Sure, I could probably do a quick web search find out all the answers, but what is the fun in that? The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is set for release on Valentine's Day, February 14th.