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Throwback Thursday: New Sensations’ The Flintstones: A XXX Parody Was Yabba Dabba Great

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There was a whole lot of boning going on in Bedrock!

Many people have fond memories of Hanna-Barbera animated shows from their childhood and in 2010, New Sensations totally tried to ruin them with The Flintstones: A XXX Parody. Okay maybe not, but this is definitely not what you watched whilst shoving as much delicious sugared cereal (like Fruity or Cocoa Pebbles) into your mouth as possible on a Saturday morning as a kid. You were totally ok nutrition-wise because before that cereal you chewed up a delicious chalky-fruity Fred or Barney vitamin, and maybe snuck an extra one. Fun fact though, the OG The Flintstones actually aired in prime time as an animated family sitcom in the 1960s, the first of its kind, but I’m sure it aired in reruns on Saturday mornings at some point, plus there are oodles of spinoffs and other incarnations such as the 1994 mainstream theater movie starring hot bear Daddy John Goodman. What I’m trying to say is The Flintstones is a major and enduring piece of American pop culture and was therefore ripe to be pornified and the cast and director Will Ryder did an awesome job and the film was nominated for tons of awards.

The first scene, after a great parodized version of the classic theme song/opening, of course, is Wilma Flintstone (Hillary Scott) and Betty Rubble (Brooke Lee Adams) getting freaky while their husbands Fred (Peter Oh Tool) and Barney (Anthony Rosano), respectively, are busy slaving away at the Slate Rock And Gravel Company. I think both Betty and Wilma are part prehistoric Lick-A-Lotta-Puss after seeing this scene-- so much pussy eating and tribbing for these naughty Stone Age housewives. After Fred gets home from work, he finds Wilma’s handsome “old friend” Tyler Rockman (Dale DaBone) who is visiting sitting on his couch and is pretty suspicious of that whole thing. He’s got another problem in that his daughter Pebbles (Hayden Winters) has just turned 18 and will be moving out of their house so there’s a lot of feels to process there. She asks him to borrow the car so she can go on a date with Bam-Bam Rubble (Seth Gamble) and leaves for the evening.

The Rubbles come over and Barney needs Fred’s help to shovel a pile of dino shit that the Flintstones’ pet Dino has left on the sidewalk. Kudos to the props departnent here--- I’m sure this was the first porn movie to need a huge pile of fake dinosaur crap as a prop-- but maybe not? As they work, the guys get to talking and Barney recounts how much fun he had fucking Betty the other day and we get to see the Rubbles fuck in their intimate bedroom setting. Barney jizzes all over Betty’s pussy lips and she picks this moment to confess her bisexuality and attraction to Wilma. Fred passes out with a big boner from this news recounted by Barney. Meanwhile, Pebbles and Bam Bam are sneaking around looking for a place to bone, as it were, so they sneak into her bedroom through the window and fuck while the parents are watching TV in the next room (30 Rock, of course). After the teen lovers fuck thoroughly hard and Pebbles wipes the jizz off her face, they snuggle up for sleep. Fred comes into say good night and Bam Bam hides under the sheets. Fred, having once been a teenage boy, totally knows he’s there. Over at Slate Rock and Gravel, Mr. Slate (Rod Fontana) is having his own fun with his secretary Miss Stone (Misty Stone) and watching them fuck and suck and Misty taking Rod’s really thick rod and drain his positively enormous nuts all over her ass is a delight. The last sex scene is Wilma getting naughty and banged by that Tyler Rockman dude while Fred’s on his way home from work. The ending after Fred arrives is as heartwarming as can be for a porn movie.

This is really such a fun mix of hot sex and utter ridiculousness. Parodies done well are such a treasure. You can watch the whole movie and many more at New Sensations’ Parody Pass by clicking here or on the banner below. Yabba-Dabba-Don’t Miss It!