I Squeeze, You Squeeze, We All Squeeze the G Squeeze!

I tried the “butt plug for your pussy” and I’m telling the Internet about it!

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals of the Fleshbot readership-- I’d like to introduce the G squeeze! It’s an innovative stuffer type toy designed for vagina-having people because there’s tons of butt plugs out there, but what about pussy plugs? Why make a pussy plug anyway, isn’t that what dildos are for? So many questions!

As you can see, the G Squeeze from Square Peg Toys looks almost like a butt plug but with a pronounced concave area scooped out of its side. It’s made of platinum grade silicone. The concave area is meant to keep pressure off of the cervix while the rest of the toy sits nicely against the G spot area, which we now know to be more of a “zone” than a “spot” really. G zone stimulation can be tricky to master depending on the size of the receiver’s anatomy and the size and shape of the giver’s penis or fingers, which is why so many toys are designed with that delightful upward curve on the end, but the G squeeze takes it a step further and provides tireless constant rubbing in the G zone to make it swell up and feel delicious. The toy can be used with the scoop part either in front or back and the base rests between the labia.

I’m a big fan of edging so I decided to give the G Squeeze a whirl. Insertion was pretty simple but you definitely want to have a water-based (at least non-silicone) lube to use with it. It’s a nice soft silicone with some give to it and it folds to a degree to insert. It can be used by itself and can be one layer of stimulation in your solo or partnered play sesh. You could pair with with some clit stimulation and/or a butt plug. Hell, add some nipple toys and you have a hell of a party. If you’re solo, put on some porn or read a smutty book and enjoy the mounting arousal. If you’re playing with a partner, experiment with riding their knee or the heel of their hand, anything that provides a steady pressure while the toy fucks you internally,  basically. Clenching on the G squeeze is a really fun way to get your kegels in. If you’re into size queen stuff and stretching, it’s a great way to prep for a bigger dildo or fisting. This would make a really cool thing to have someone hold inside of them while you were on a date. It’s totally analog, so you won’t run into Bluetooth range issues or body size problems or other things you can run afoul of when it comes to remote controlled app toys. I still absolutely wouldn’t wear it through airport security, unless TSA uniforms and cavity searches are your kink. As with anything like this, don’t leave it in forever, and don’t sleep with it inserted.

I’ll admit, getting this thing out of me was a bit of an adventure. I have never given birth and generally don’t play with a lot of larger toys, so bearing down really hard to squeeze it out of my rather tight bits was a bit unnerving, but remember, unlike your butt when you put something in that doesn’t have a flanged base, it can’t physically get stuck in the vagina. Squatting helps if you’re having trouble or you can have a partner help you remove it. Make sure to clean it between uses, of course.

The G Squeeze is available in four sizes ranging from small to extra large ranging from $42-$72 in price. I received samples of small and medium and medium worked well for my body. It also comes in four lovely pearlescent colors-- bronze, gray, purple, and pink. If you like fullness and deep g-spot teasing that primes your body for squirting, I’d recommend this heartily. There’s lots of other great high quality silicone toys to peep out from Square Peg as well, so take a look around!