Upload, Teagan Presley, Filth Cums First #2, and a whole lot more

November 2, 2007
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Spotlight Title: Upload: Director's Cut

In the porn world, there are nearly as many conventions that people
expect to see as those they don't expect to see these days, largely due
to laundry lists of so-called prohibited sex acts that are dumbed down
so even the simplest mind can understand them. Just as one does not
expect to see pissing unless it is called "squirting" on the cover, you
don't expect to see a feature with gonzo style sex using fisting in it,
especially one with BDSM as a major component. Well, it being that time
of year again, Director Eli Cross turns the industry on its collective head with a new classic for Sex Z Pictures by Porn Faktory called Upload: Director's Cut ;
a four disc set that is probably the hottest ticket in town at the
moment. The movie is a futuristic tale of intrigue that involves a
cyberpunk theme using Eva Angelina as a federal agent that answers to
no one in her quest for personal pleasure as she hunts down a threat to
the world. As one of the top cops in a secretive branch of the
Department for Homeland Security called the DSA (which differs from the
police in that they are above "the rules"), she stumbles upon a plot
that involves goes far beyond her usual area of expertise, barely
staving off a breakdown as she routinely succumbs to her sexual
addictions. This being a case where the best man for the job is a
woman, a very special woman at that, Eva finds herself embroiled in a
plot so large that it will take everything she can give to save the day. It is best described as one part X-Files, 3 parts Minority Report, 2 parts
Blade Runner, some cyberpunk mentality, and some of the nastiest sex
you will find available anywhere all crafted together with tremendous
amounts of inspiration & perspiration to make a movie that would
have otherwise flopped. The sheer heat of the various sex scenes would
have boosted this one to the top of the ladder given the multitude of
hardcore antics but the addition of so many superb extras, a cast
arguably perfect for this kind of production, and a story that blended
the sex into the plot nearly seamlessly made Upload: Director's Cut not only an Xcritic Pick
but the movie to beat for all the pretenders to the throne this year.
If you're squeamish about all the extreme sex acts, you can get the
edited version to tone it down a few notches but do yourselves a favor
and see the real deal as I did. In short, Upload had cutting edge visuals, incredibly hot performances, and proved that porn doesn't have to be disposable. See why the movie is being called "The best of the year" by fans and critics alike by reading our comprehensive Review; complete with pictures.

Sneak Peeks: Filthy Cums First #2 and My First Porn 9

With the news that lovely Teagan Presley is turning in her contract for the chance at building her own empire, we then turn our gaze to a couple of titles that will be coming out later this month from Digital Playground in the form of Filth Cums First #2 and My First Porn #9 since they both star the hot beauty in two of her most smoking roles to date. Robby D. has long been established as the dominant director over at Digital Playground;
knocking out hits regularly while his coworkers occasionally find the
time to make a movie themselves (usually putting Robby in charge of
most aspects of production anyway). In order to keep it fresh, Robby
tries new things on a regular basis rather than doing the same old
stuff every time, this being the case with Filth Cums First 2: 2 Disc Special Edition; the sequel to the well liked Filth Cums First 1 that I reviewed not long ago. Having looked at the cast list ahead of
time, I knew that Teagan, Brianna, and Alexis were going to provide an
excellent experience with the others noted as providing good scenes as
well. The six lengthy scenes all had their own theme to them and your
mileage may vary as a result but there was something for almost
everyone here, Robby really cranking it up to provide the better part
of four hours in the movie. It was a wild ride of scenes that will likely cater to the needs of
specific groups rather than the general porn public as a whole. The
first disc was terrific and the second disc ended on a high not so
combined with the solid technical values, the levels of strokability
and fuck for the buck, and the lengthy BTS, I figured this was worth a
rating of Highly Recommended.

We then moved on to find Teagan in My First Porn #9: Robby D. has been on something of a roll over the last several years, finding a lot of acclaim in his "Jack" universe over at Digital Playground. One of the funnier series in the universe being the My First Porn series where the down and out Jack, in between scamming gals for music
videos or beauty contests, tries his hands at making porn. The humor
comes in as Jack faces all the dilemma's that occur in the real world;
from crazy women to location problems to irate porn reviewers to
flakes, all of these being standard in the industry. The sex itself is
usually first rate gonzo as well without all the circus act tricks some
directors employ, the pairings tending to be pretty heated all the same. Volume 9 in the series stars Teagan with her husband but also a lot more worth your time; the comedy adding a lot of replay value to the show. As with many of our recent reviews, we have added a number of pictures to give you a better idea of what took place but fans of Teagan will definitely want to get both of these titles as she chases her dream of independence.

Highlights of The Week

As usual, our crack reviewing team found a lot to like this week and while none of the other movies might be as vast in scope as Upload, this was far from a slow week in terms of spotlight

flicks, gonzo headliners, and compilations designed to stir your blood. Take Brianna Love: Her Sexy Fine Self: 3 Disc Set for example; The movie was more of a day in the life of type of affair with Brianna
a barfly that enjoys sex a lot, the gal under the protection of a
mysterious older man played by John himself. While she usually gives
happy endings, when she ran afoul of a band of thugs, she ended up
their worst nightmare but I'm not going to spoil the fun for you in
this review. In all, Brianna was in five of the six scenes, doing a
decent job under the direction of a craftsman like John; the man
eschewing his usual style in favor of an updated video offering. It certainly had a lot of Brianna to appreciate and but for her other
works that she has starred in more recently, this would have been a top
dog affair but some of the performances were not consistent and the
secondary players got in the way as often as not. The extras package
and technical values were pretty high though so I found myself trying
to figure out the best rating, erring on the side of caution for all be
her most devoted fans (that should consider this a "must have") and
rated it as Recommended. In short, Brianna Love: Her Fine Sexy Self: 3 Disc Set was a good effort by all involved.

Lanny Barby is one of our favorite contract gals working at Vivid Entertainment
these days, even if her days under contract are reportedly numbered. The Canadian
stripper turned porn performer has

beautiful eyes, a seductive face,
and a curvy body so there was a lot that director O. Brian could do in her latest outing called Foreplay.
The movie was a series of five vignettes that emphasized Lanny as the
focal point in three of them; the general idea being related to musical
themes though not too heavily. The cover said it like this: "Five
vignettes, each with its own story. Revolving around music, bands,
backstage, and foreplay. Kissing, touching and eating
pussy...everything that comes before sex, and the sex is all the more
incredible for it. Featuring red hot Lanny, little Latin superstar
Daisy, awesome newcomer Presley Maddox and magazine covergirl Audrey
Bitoni. It's O. Brian at his rockin' best, proving once again just why
he's adult's hot new director." It was not the best I have seen from the company but given my appreciation for Lanny, I ended up giving it a light Recommended.
The amount of fuck for the buck in the movie was matched by that of the
extras, though the unique extras were few and far between. In short, Foreplay was strokable and had some decent replay value with the usually fair
technical matters, making it worth your time if you are into Lanny as
much as I am.

Vince Vouyer has been involved with making porn for a long time by industry standards and his efforts at Vouyer Media are largely reported to be as close to what he likes as possible. His most recent release to make it my way is Bomb Shell Bottoms #3, the sequel to Bomb Shell Bottoms 2 where a number of amply endowed ladies strut their stuff with tease
before having gonzo sex in the living room. While that sounds kind of
tame, considering that he had gals like Alexis Texas, Paulina James,
and Jenny Hendrix on hand for the festivities, I had a lot of hope that
this would be among the best of the series; accepting that anal was not
a requirement of the gals even though ass play seemed common. It was a lot of fun to watch even if somewhat inconsistent in terms of
heat, chemistry, and energy of the performers. I got the impression
that some of the pairings were not to the liking of the ladies even if
they put on those fake "porn smiles" we all know about but the sum
total of the technical matters, the extras, and the elements of the
scenes were worth a rating of Recommended. Seeing cover gal Alexis Texas strut her plentiful stuff was alone worth the price of admission so give this one a look if you're into gonzo style porn.

Digital Sin
has been in the porn business for years providing quality material for
fans to inspire themselves with so it makes sense that they have
finally gotten around to releases compilations as other companies have
been doing for so very long. Their most popular titles these days seem
to be the I Love...Series that use a spotlight on a particular performer or genre but they also
make a number of specialty compilations as well. The latest of this is Jenna Goes Solo: Special Collector's Edition;
a series of twelve scenes that show a wide variety of ladies
masturbating in front of the camera as taken from scenes made over the
years. Having watched a lot of female masturbation titles of late, I
noticed that many of these were actually quite good; the value of the
package worth exploring for those into gals doing themselves without
the assistance of some mope squad members. This was a nice series of twelve scenes for fans of lonely ladies having fun. I rated it as a mid tier Recommended for fans of female masturbation action that do not have many of the
previous releases making up this set but your mileage will vary
depending on how much you like this kind of thing. In short, Jenna Goes Solo: Special Collector's Edition will help a lot of viewers out there make their own solo work more enjoyable so give this one a look.

Then Penthouse offered up some spooky fun of it's own with The House on Lovers Lane: Stop by Our House anytime...We're dying To See You. The house on Lovers
Lane has seen a lot of action in the past 200 years. Come inside and
peek. Every room tells a story, and every story is a naughty bedtime
tale. Stranger things have happen at The House on Lovers Lane where the
Butler Frank Buckyard takes us on a tour of the haunted home of
his employers. Every room has a different story tell of sexual desires
fulfilled supernaturally. Filled with extras this DVD even has a
vampire story from " Vamps" with Faith Leon and Tony De Sergio
thrown in the mix for your viewing pleasure. The photo gallery
shows off the ladies at their best and the BTS has them giving a
brief interview with Voodoo who does   double duty as camera man
and performer. The House on Lovers Lane is a couple's title that has a very
interesting story to tell. The   costumes used in each scene depicted
the time ranging from present day to early Victorian. Each of the
couples enjoyed working together and it showed with the eye contact and
how will they worked with the other. The butler's smart repartee was
very enjoyable and add a nice touch to the title. There is
something for everyone including an anal scene with   Aurora Snow
and Steven St. Croix. If ghostly haunting and steamy sex is what you
are looking for then look no further.

Manuel Ferrara has really been working on providing even better movies now that his company is distributed by Evil Angel.
They have been longer, edgier, and offered up more extras than ever
before and I think he has helped fuel the "more is better" competition
over there that benefits the company as a whole as well as the
consumers that appreciate his style of gonzo fun. The ladies like
working for him and he truly likes the ladies, which is not always the
case in modern porn so I generally find his multi-disc titles to be a
lot of fun and worthy of praise. His latest title is Slutty & Sluttier 4: Special Extended Set, the sequel to Slutty & Sluttier 3
where Manuel and friends jet set all over the world to find the kind of
slutty women without limits that appeals to fans of the series. For the
most part, he gets the curvy gals that offer all three holes up to the
men rather than the shy types that still have a lengthy list of things
they won't do. It had some solid extras and decent production values that made it a good value; earning a rating of Recommended
from me. The biggest weakness for me was the inconsistent performances
that were good performances but sometimes lacked the chemistry and
enthusiasm that I like to see. Part of me wants to say this was at
least in part due to the fact that Manuel did not participate as much
in the scenes but it might have just been related to the other
circumstances of the scenes too.

New Sensations is the company responsible for the I Love...Series, proving to be able to give fans what they want in great quantity in recent years. Their latest release in the series is I Love Young Girls: Collector's Edition,
a double disc set of hotties bouncing on throbbing rods and slurping on
the juicy meat poles in a variety of different ways. The theme this
time was on young women, most of the ladies in the cast appearing to be
in their late teens or early twenties on first glance; many of them
award winning starlets from the last few years. While I might have
picked a different set of scenes based on my tastes, this was a pretty
solid set in large part, catering to the stated market niche fairly
well. It provided almost 5 hours of frantic fucking for a very reasonable rate.
None of the scenes appeared to be edited from their original release
and while I would have appreciated more of Julia Bond in the show (she
was on the cover after all), I have to admit that this volume of the I Love...Series was worthy of being Recommended. If you like your female performers young, you could far worse than I Love Young Girls: Collector's Edition with my only minor peeve being that some scenes were shown in an altered format (the letterboxing) and the lack of extras.

Justin Slayer is one of the few male directors in porn that can successfully provide
good porn to people from all backgrounds, his works distributed by Evil Angel
these days. As a black stud, many of the ladies working with him are
happy with the size of his rod but as a director, many of them are also
pleased with his laid back manner that lets their inner freak out to
really shine when things get rolling. Well, over the years, he has
learned that his works were best suited for Evil Angel but has yet to
completely convert his back catalog over to the "new" label so he has
focused his efforts on gathering his best material to be released in a
series of value packed compilations, the latest being Unleashed VS Freshly Slayed 3: Special Extended Set. Taking scenes from his Unleashed and Freshly Slayed series, Justin hand
picked the scenes in the double disc set to appeal to a wide range of
interracial sex lovers; the man himself doing all the manly deeds of
the day with some of the world class ass he lined up when they were in
their prime. It had some world class ass doing what they do best and a lot of raw
energy to appreciate. The extras were well above average for a
compilation and the technical values were not all that bad in many
cases so I rated it as Recommended. In short, Unleashed VS Freshly Slayed 3: Special Extended Set was a lot like Unleashed VS Freshly Slayed 2in that newcomers to the fanbase of Justin's work will get a kick out
of his attention to the ladies to the point where they might want to
look for full copies of the older titles to get the full package.
Otherwise, the tease and heated action should suffice until his next
new project comes out.

Shawn the MILF Hunter returns in MILF Hunter 4, a three-hour-plus
collection of six scenes in which the easygoing horndog beds seven women. "MILF"
here is a term connoting age and hotness more than maternal status: the ladies,
in their 20s and 30s, never mention having to get back to a child waiting at
home, and their big round boobs are filled with something other than mother's
milk. But hot they are, although at least two of them are familiar porn
veterans. Shawn is a likable, energetic performer (especially for a chubby),
but he laughs at the wrong moments and is super straight sexually - he
doesn't lick nearly as much pussy as he should and he doesn't even think about
doing anything with the female anus. It is a good, lengthy collection of
scenes, though it continues to obscure what exactly constitutes a MILF -
apparently, the distance between barely legal and MILF is extremely short. The
great-looking ladies seem deeply into the sex, especially Bliss, Leesa and
Adrianna, and while the sex itself is pretty unadventurous, it has good turn-on
value. This movie shows what happens when four guys off the
street are given just that opportunity. The video opens with a tediously-long (two and a half minute!)
shot of someone doing graffiti on a wall -- hopefully at the studio
and not random vandalism. It has no bearing on the subject;
it's just a self-ingratiating depiction of the director's logo (which
is already plastered all over the box cover). Perhaps the overly-proud painter is the director, "400 LB Guerilla" (sic). I found it somewhat amusing that at
the end of each scene, each of the four "ambushed" guys expressed an
interest in being porn stars, themselves. I suppose they imagined this
exposure could launch them on that path. Indeed, in at least one case
we heard the cameraman asking for the guy's contact information and
suggesting he might be getting more work. The girls are attractive (at times, gorgeous),
sexy, natural, and for the most part, fun to watch. The producers have
made an entertaining video which is, at worst, intermittently slow, and
at best, pretty different and pretty arousing, especially for viewers
who get hot at the thought of sex in (sometimes) public places or with
strangers. It is that element, plus the awareness that both actress
and ambushee are living out a fantasy, which makes this exciting.

New reviewer Wind Tunnel reviewed our next two titles with Ass Parade 13 by the Bang Brothers. This was an extremely enjoyable DVD from top to bottom. The action was
very lighthearted and playful - often reminding me of a Seymore Butts
film. If you're a fan of the home video feel you'll definitely want to
pick this title up. If you're just a little curious you might want to
make it a rental first, but either way I definitely think you'll enjoy
it. The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. I
can honestly say that I like what I've been seeing from BangBros
lately. Their newer releases all have technical quality on par with the
higher end studios. Ass Parade 13 was shot using a hand held
digital camera, so the colors are sometimes a bit washed, and the
lighting does have some issues. Normally this would be a sign of bad
production values, but this is exactly what the directors intended; a
home video feeling. I didn't notice a single flaw on the actual print;
this shows that Bang Bus actually spent some time on this release. If you like big butts, there was a lot of cheeky fun this time, all brought to you in the manner of the internet super stars, The Bang Brothers. Once again hotties like Brianna Love and Alexis Texas are front and center with their rears in gear to provide inspiration for the masses that love asses; and his look at a Naughty America offering in Naughty Office #9. With each
scene clocking in around 15 to 20 minutes each, Naughty Office 9 will appeal to lovers of the series
(professionally dressed girls ready for some desk-bound action), and features
girls who are just right for the job. The
performances are even throughout, and even the build-up to sex isn't entirely
as cringe-worthy as in previous Naughty America releases. I actually believe that each of these girls'
performances were up to the small task of falling into character, even if they
were too brief (Roxy) or too long at times (Felony). You won't be disappointed!

Next up we look at a plethora of pussy by famed reviewer Rob Randell, starting with Rack It Up by Diabolic Video and Gregg
Alan. It is a busty oriented feature with a large lineup of big
breasted women. The girls are all stunning and look great in the buff.
If you like big breasted girls then this DVD will be worth looking
into. While I enjoyed the girls and seeing them in action very much, there
were still a couple things I would have liked to see. First more
teasing action and focus on the girl's big tits. There's a lot of
potential here. Second longer opening oral bits and perhaps some titty
sex. Anyways, I was still pretty happy with this release. Nikki Benz
and Austin Kincaid are two girls that you must see; Whatabooty 3 comes from Red Light District Video and is directed
by Mr. Pete. The series offers viewers a chance to see girls with big
booties. They use their round asses to tease in the opening and then
engage in sex. The action in this installment is pretty hot. There were some exceptional scenes that I think are worth seeing. Also
something I really liked about this release is how well the teases were
done with a lot of focus on asses. There was also a good continued
effort to focus on their butts during the sex. Anyways I think this one
will not be a disappointment.

Fuck Dolls 8 is the latest from a Red Light District Video
series that in its first few installments offered sex a little nastier
than the rest. Since its inception, Fuck Dolls has been scaled
back in its roughness and nastiness factor. What you've got with #8 is
a pretty common gonzo release from Red Light. That's not a bad thing as
this release has some pretty steamy sex. The girls were all attractive and the sex had the right level of
excitement to keep my interest. The only thing I think could have been
improved would be to include opening oral segments or longer ones if
there was one. Still the sex itself was pretty hot and girls like Lana
Croft and Jackie Brown are worth seeing in action; Cum Shitters 2 is intended for a specific bunch of people. This
DVD is directed by performer Manuel Ferrara and has 6 babes in 5 scenes
who behind over and take it in the butt. The action concludes with the
cum shot going in the girl's butts. Then they "shit" it out. I found it
a little too gross and you can even hear them fart as they push it out. It is not for everyone and I am clearly everyone. However while I did not
care much for the way the scenes ended I thought the sex was pretty hot; and Alone in the Dark #5 is the latest installment which is directed
by Juan Cuba. The first 4 volumes were released on the Candy Shop
label. If you aren't familiar with this series it is interracial
gangbang. Each installment has 3 different girls and several black
dudes. For what it is, Alone in the Dark #5 is an exciting release.
While there are only 3 scenes and 3 girls the content offers 2.5 hours
of steamy sex. They begin with good length oral only sessions and
continue with lots of sex. The action was pretty hot and all 3 girls
are worth seeing in action if you like gangbangs.

Upcoming Notable DVDs

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