FleshLinks 04-10-23

Maybe She’s Not Frigid. Maybe You're Just Lame.

Libidos naturally rise and fall and rise again in a person’s life, but when women decide they’re not having fun getting jiggy, many assume they’ve just become frigid bitches who need a serious good dicking. And that might be true. Or maybe their men need to do some housework, grow the fuck up, stop judging their women on their looks, and start letting them enjoy their own sexuality on their own terms. Click here.

Finally, Dick Pics She’ll Love… to Color.

Any woman who’s spent any amount of time on the internet knows that some men just can’t seem to help themselves when it comes to sending unsolicited dick pics. Fortunately, there are 50 printed dicks that almost any woman would be delighted to encounter in the wild. “Keep Calm and Color Dicks” is one of an assortment of creative alternative coloring books for adults, this one specializing in, well, dicks. Click here.

There Must be a Half-Dozen Ways to Love Your Lover.

If your love language is giving or receiving gifts, then here are six possible ways to indulge yourself and the one you love, even if that person is you. Whether it’s some Muff Masque to soothe the coochie, Woo More Play to keep it sparkling fresh after coitus, a sex-positive mug, handcuff bangles suitable for light play, a variety of body balms, or arousal oil for the lady bits, they’re all ready and waiting for you. Click here.

Modern Dating is Efficient, Streamlined, and Brutal.

If there has ever been a good time for dating, I have never heard or read about it. It’s always been a stressful, awkward, uncomfortable process that tests the limits of a person’s self-esteem and tolerance for other stressed, awkward, and uncomfortable people who date. We’re in the 21^st century now and it’s not better, just more cutthroat and rushed. We want love and/or sex and we want it/them before we even know what we want. Thank goodness we have the internet to help make this all so much more complicated. Click here.

When It’s Time for Monogamy How Do You Close What’s Open?

Whether you’ve been swinging, part of a poly relationship, or just banging your buddies on the side while making goo-goo eyes at your favorite one, there can come a time when trying to schedule time and energy with more than one person is too much. But how do you go from having an open relationship to being closed for business to passers-by, especially if one of you is still having a great time playing the field? Click here.

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