Wank Wednesday: Enjoy Some Sexy and Fun Aural Pleasures With Bloom Stories

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Your new favorite sex toy is your ear buds!

Hey Fleshbot fans! Here I am on Wank Wednesday again with something cool and smutty for you! I’ve written before about how fun erotic stories are and today I’m going to focus on some aural pleasures—porn you can hear. Lots of sites and apps are cropping up with this type of content and Bloom Stories is one of the ones that caught my eye and I wanted to impart my knowledge of Where To Get The Good Smut to you fine folks who read my articles.

Bloom Stories seems to be designed with discretion in mind. Illustrations are simple and eye-catching but not usually explicit and they don’t use explicit photos anywhere on the site. On your main page there’s the story of the week and the newest stories added are available to peruse. The interface is easy to navigate and the stories are tagged with descriptors as well as being grouped into larger categories like Threesomes, BDSM, Fantasy and Sci Fi. You can also filter by gender of the narrator. Each story has a little flame rating system to show you how explicit a story is. The running time of each story is also clearly shown before you click play so you can see whether it will be a more suited to a quick wank or a slow build-up. There is a cute little flame icon on the progress bar of the story that indicates pretty much where it starts to get super sexy if you're looking to just dive right in or have limited time. It's also helpful that you can leave a story playing while you check out other areas of the site.

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When you’re satisfied and want to take a nap, there are even a few non-sexual soundscapes and guided meditations to help you snooze. Kinda like virtual cuddles, only there’s no wet spot and no one snoring as they nod off in the middle of pillow talk. In addition to erotic stories, Bloom offers something called Guides, which are guided audios to inspire erotic play whether solo or partnered. Yes, it’s like jerk-off instructions but with different types of experiences not just for penis-equipped folk, but for all genders to enjoy, some solo, some for couples and also some that are gender-neutral. Premium users are encouraged to submit their fantasies for consideration to be made into a story which you can find under the “community” button--- both the option to submit them and what’s been made so far. It’s not a dating app, so there’s no way to contact other users as such, but it's neat to hear real people's spank banks come to virtual life.

Although the design and marketing of Bloom Stories seem to be targeted primarily at women, it’s for anyone who likes naughty stories. They seem to have plenty of categories but not much male-on-male content for those looking for such. What they do have is quite extensive and you’re able to find the content you want easily and filter out the stuff that isn’t your thing, making it a stress free and customizable erotica experience, which is what you want to begin with.

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With a free account, you are able to look around at the interface and survey the offerings and categories at a glance, but you’re going to run into a lot of those little white lock graphics which means the really good stuff is still behind the curtain, so to speak. If you’d like to check out Bloom Stories for yourself, they’ve given me a promo code to pass along to my readers.

Entering code FLESHBOT (or clicking this link) when you sign up for a membership will give you 50% off an annual premium subscription, or 20% off a monthly premium subscription. Charge up your favorite device and your earbuds, grab some lube, and have an excellent time!