FleshLinks 12-11-23

Here is this week's list of curated FleshLinks. Check each one below.

The Story of a Strip Club Pussy Named G-String George.

Every hot chick at the local strip club has a name she wasn’t born with so it’s only appropriate that a stray cat who hung around such a pussy focused establishment should get a name he wasn’t born with, as well. The staff named the orange cat G-String George and he became a TikTok sensation while he sought his furever home. GSG has been adopted and is said to be a total lovebug. He probably gives lap dances. Click here.

Khloe Kardashian Thinks Her Feet Are OnlyFans Worthy.

If you think the Kardashian family is over-exposed, don’t worry, there’s more. Khloe Kardashian, who is apparently famous for something, has a high opinion of her feet and a faint understanding of foot fetishists. The 39-year-old fashionista thinks it would be “lucrative” to show off her tootsies on OnlyFans, maybe in pantyhose, maybe with sand between her toes, probably not in gelatin. The media response has been a loud clutching of pearls and clucking of tongues. Click here.

Greatest Generation Grandma’s Profane Jingle Proves Profitable.

Khloe Kardashian needs to study 96-year-old Iowa grandmother Helen Ernst, who went viral on TikTok for singing a wannabe Carnation Milk jingle from the 1940s that did not win a contest because it included the words “tits” and “son of a bitch.” The saucy senior raked in a free Thanksgiving dinner and $5,000 for her efforts. Additionally, Helen merch is available through Carnation and proceeds go to repair her sidewalk. Click here.

Think Politics is Fucked Up? It’s a Profitable Fetish Now!

We don’t like to talk about politics, but when it drags its carcass into the world of adult entertainment, it’s unavoidable. When you think sex can’t get any weirder or more depraved, along comes politics-based online Dominance and submission. Liberals obeying the demands of conservatives, conservatives being humiliated for their voting records, and everyone being insulted for having a small dick. Click here.

Men, Beware! “Hypnosis Porn” Makes You Gay or Trans!

Michael Knowles is an interesting person, and by “interesting,” I mean someone I hope to never meet. The conservawacky pundit is obsessed with porn, especially if it’s playing on PornHub. Knowles is totally freaked out by the fact sometimes gay or trans performers appear in straight porn. This, he insists, will turn straight cismen gay or into transwomen. It’s all because of the “hypnosis porn,” don’cha know. It’s so dangerous, Knowles was afraid to even do the research! Click here.

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