Top Ten Hot Chicks In Rotten Movies

So Bad They Are Sexy Good!

With so much stuff to watch out there, using the critics' opinions to decide how to best spend your movie and TV viewing time is just a smart thing to do. That is one of the many reasons why I dig Mr. Skin so much - there is zero reason to sit through a crappy movie to get right to "the good stuff" and in some of these movies, the naked moments are pretty much the only good stuff that is in them. All of the movies on this list scored less than 50 percent on Rotten Tomatoes but still manage to contain hot as fuck nude moments. You can go check out all of the fun in these movies over at Mr. Skin. OK, here we go!

10) Anne Hathaway in "Love And Other Drugs" (2010)

Rated at 49 percent on the site, the critics believe that this romantic movie "struggles to find a balance." On the upside, wow, Hathaway has super tits.

9)  Haley Bennett in "The Girl On The Train" (2016)

Rotten Tomatoes calls this "exploitative melodrama" but I prefer to think of it as that movie where Haley Bennett looks fucking amazing and sexy soaking wet in a bathtub. This has scored 43 percent.

8) Eva Green in "Sin City: A Dame To Kill For" (2014)

This has a 43 percent and really, it should be lower. I am a huge "Sin City" fan - I've read all of the comics and the first movie knocked my socks clear the fuck off. I had such high hopes that really got dashed. Eva Green in this scene, though, makes me not regret the time I spent watching it in the theater. 

7) Jennifer Connelly in "Shelter" (2015)

This downer of a movie about homelessness has a rating of 33 percent. I would really say to just check out Jennifer Connelly's sweet bush over at Mr. Skin unless you can handle a gritty, sad movie that is just this dark. Some days, it is just too much to deal with.

6) Scarlett Johannson in "A Good Woman" (2006)

ScarJo is a good woman in a not so great movie that only scores at 37 percent, with viewers complaining about the changes made to the story in this adaptation of an Oscar Wilde satire. She co-stars with Helen Hunt in this 1930s period farce that the critics say has "uneven performances." They both show a metric ton of cleavage in this, though, so at least it has that going for it.

5) Jennifer Aniston in "The Break-Up" (2006)

We get to see Jennifer Aniston's fabulous backside in this rom-com in this 33 percent scoring movie that the people over at Rotten Tomatoes call "an odd and unsatisfying experience." A day where I get to see Aniston's butt is a satisfying day for me, but yeah, I get where they are coming from with this. Watching Aniston walk around bare-assed and lovely is totally a reason to go to Mr. Skin, if nothing else on this list grabs you.

4) Rosario Dawson in "Alexander" (2004)

There were a lot of high expectations for this Oliver Stone-directed historical epic back when it came out, and Angelina Jolie is sexy as fuck as the titular ruler's mother - but for me, Rosario Dawson and her jugs take the prize for being the very best part of this flick that just seemed to go on forever when I watched it. Rotten Tomatoes calls the movie "ponderous" and "talky" and yeah, they are 100 percent right about this 16 percent scoring flick.

3) Amber Heard in "The Informers" (2009)

Amber Heard looks absolutely gorgeous in this really bad movie that she costarred in with Kim Basinger and Winona Ryder. Heard even takes part in a BGG threeway in this, but wow, there's not much else to love or enjoy in this Bret Easton Ellis short stories adaptation set in 1980's Los Angeles. It should have been a lot more fun, given the theme of decadence and hedonism in this but overall, it's pretty empty - and not in a fun way. Consume the great stuff from this over at Mr. Skin and give yourself the gift of not seeing this movie that the folks at Rotten Tomatoes give a low 13percent.

2) Salma Hayek in "Some Kind of Beautiful" (2014)

Go on over to Mr. Skin where you can watch Salma Hayek frolic in the buff in this movie rated 4 percent over at Rotten Tomatoes without subjecting yourself to watching Pierce Brosnan play a womanizing British poetry professor. Jessica Alba also appears in this looking succulent in a bikini, but yeah, I would leave it on as background chicks in bikinis viewing only. I love movies that you can use that way.

1) Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct 2" (2006)

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While there is plenty of nudity and sexy good times to love in this sequel to the classic thriller, the folks over at Rotten Tomatoes give this an anemic 7 percent. This is most definitely a "so bad it's good" movie, as the critics over there say.