Only in Florida: The View

A Great View Touches All In A Different Way

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.  

We’ve all stood on a beach, with the warm sand over our feet, staring out at the ocean and thought; “Wow, this view is beautiful.” Normally most us just stand there and stare at this beautiful sight so we can always remember it. But if you’re Marathon, Florida resident, Osviel Gamez, you do something a little different when you have a great view, masturbate.  

Yes, it would seem while Mr. Gamez was at Coco Plum Beach, the view was so great he couldn’t help himself. While standing behind a fellow female beach-goer, Mr. Gamez whipped it out and gave himself the ol’ five finger handshake. When the woman in noticed what was going on behind her, she asked Mr. Gamez what he was doing and Gamez replied:  

"It's a nice view."  

The woman left, called police, and when they arrived at Coco Plum Beach they found Mr. Gamez still there. Hey, when the view is that great, why would leave? After being booked on charges of exposure of sexual organs and trespassing police learned that Mr. Gamez was previously issued a trespass warning before. The view at Coco Plum Beach must be A-MAZ-ING.  

Nothing beats a beautiful beach view, but maybe Mr. Gamez should take a picture and enjoy the view in the privacy of his own home.

Via Local10.com