Is That a Shadow or Amy Schumer’s Bush?

Shadow or Bush?

There are two things I would like to point out about this Amy Schumer Instagram post. One: It appears that Amy Schumer has a lower back tattoo, or as it is known, a “tramp stamp.” And two: I don’t know if that’s a shadow or if we can see Amy Schumer’s bush.  

Yeah, I’m really trying to figure this one out. Shadow or bush, shadow or bush, shadow or bush . . . and yes, I also noticed Amy Schumer’s fantastic cleavage, but I have no doubts about that. We can all clearly see her fantastic cleavage. Shadow or bush, shadow or bush, shadow or bush . . . Honestly, this would be a lot easier if Amy Schumer made more jokes about her own downstairs. Like if she did a bit about a Brazilian going wrong or something to explain why she doesn’t trim her love forest. Then we would know, we would have an answer. Instead, I’m going to be walking around all day with the same thought running through my head: shadow or bush, shadow or bush, shadow or bush…  

Normally I would have no problem focusing purely on Amy Schumer’s cleavage, but she had to go and not wear panties while snapping this Instagram pic. I’m totally grateful for it—Amy Schumer is super hot, but this question is going to nag at me all day and night and probably most of tomorrow.  

Via Amy Schumer on Instagram

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