Chloë Sevigny Gawks at Salma Hayek’s Cleavage

What Is It About France That Makes People Notice Salma Hayek's Cleavage More?

There’s that old saying, “When in Rome…” and we all know what it means—but what about France? Is there a saying, “When in France…?” If there’s not, then I believe we should start saying it because after seeing Chloë Sevigny gawking at Salma Hayek’s boobs, the only thing I can think is “when in France…”  

I don’t know what is going on at the Cannes Film Festival, but it’s like all these celebrities are just starting to figure out that Salma Hayek has some of the most wonderful boobs ever. We got to see Salma Hayek and Susan Sarandon comparing boobs and now we have Chloë Sevigny looking as if she is going to ravish Salma Hayek’s boobs at some Vanity Fair party. Is it something about France that makes people want to compare and/or stare longingly at Salma Hayek’s boobs? I kind of feel like that is something that could really happen anywhere, but it seems to be happening a lot in France. Maybe there is something in the air or in the water that is giving people the freedom to really appreciate the awesomeness of Salma Hayek’s boobs.  

While I’m sure it’s all in good fun, the amount of sexiness coming off this one picture of Chloë Sevigny appearing to dive head first into Salma Hayek’s boobs is almost too much for a simple mind like mine to handle. But hey, when in France...

Via Vanity Fair

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