All That Glitters Is a Nude Dioni Tabbers

Dioni Tabbers Naked Is a Real Treasure

When I was young, I can remember collecting "beach glass," believing that is some kind of rare glass made only in the ocean. Of course, later on, I learned that beach glass is nothing more than broken beer bottle glass that somehow ended up in the ocean. This such serve as a reminder that the only sparkling things one should try to collect on the beach is a nude Dioni Tabbers.

Of course, the odds of a nude Dioni Tabbers covered in body glitter washing up on any shore is incredibly rare. So, if you should ever come upon a nude Dioni Tabbers by the ocean, it would be best to keep your distance. Just observe from afar, don't try to approach or you might scare her back to the sea. Better yet, just sit at home and stare at a nude Dioni Tabbers covered in glitter from the comfort of your own home. You don't need sunscreen or a beach chair or any of the other hassles you need when going to the beach. And believe me, looking at Dioni Tabbers naked in your home is way better than hoping a nude Dioni Tabbers washes up on the shore.

The next time you're visiting your favorite sandy spot and you see some beach glass, remember; beach glass is trash. Dioni Tabbers nude is a treasure.

photos by Antoine Verglas