Lauren Cohan Could Kick Your Ass… And it Would Be So Hot if She Did

This one time, I was working out and I got super light headed so I had to sit down. Thankfully I was already sitting down, since I wasn't actually working out, but rather looking at this new issue of Shape Magazine and all these hot pics of The Walking Dead star Lauren Cohan. My heart started to race and before you knew it, I was in an ambulance on my way to the hospital because my gluttonous lifestyle has led me to the point where I have to be hospitalized every time I see a hot woman in a magazine.

Shape Magazine at least has their shit together, putting LC on the cover of their January/February issue where she doles out workout tips or some such. I couldn't tell you, I was too busy being shocked back to life by a defibrillator to be able to tell you what the article itself is all about. I imagine there are some good tips in there that could help you avoid a similar predicament to mine, wherein you can learn to better monitor your personal habits and be able to handle the sight of some tight pants and cleavage without ending up in the ER for the better part of your day. Either way, it's not hard to see how I ended up here. See for yourself, but proceed with caution...