Alessandra Ambrosio Is So Hot, Someone Is Going to Get Hurt

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Too Hot for Our Own Good

Stop it, Alessandra Ambrosio, just stop it now before someone gets hurt. It’s impossible, really impossible, for someone to be as hot as Alessandra Ambrosio, no matter what she’s wearing. In a bikini top and skirt, Alessandra Ambrosio is hot. Bikini bottom and long sleeve top, Alessandra Ambrosio is hot. Full dress, and Alessandra Ambrosio is really freaking hot. It’s almost not fair to the world.  

Here’s the thing: It doesn’t even look like much of a challenge for Alessandra Ambrosio to be this incredibly hot no matter what she is wearing. It's crazy to me that someone could get my blood boiling (in a good way) and be wearing a dress that pretty much covers everything. And yet, here I sit, staring at these variations of Alessandra Ambrosio, and I can’t believe how freaking sexy this woman is. She has to stop it. Alessandra Ambrosio has to stop being so hot all the time. The world might not be able to take it—some of us have weak hearts. Others are perfectly fine, but after looking Alessandra Ambrosio being sexy all the time, it can make the rest of the world kind of dull and boring. No one wants to look at dull and boring all the time.  

Look, I’m not saying Alessandra Ambrosio has to go away or anything, but maybe she could try to not look hot for a little. Like maybe Alessandra Ambrosio could not be hot for like 20 minutes just so we can get a break and then she can totally go back to being hot.  

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