Cleanup in Aisle 4, 5, 6… Just Bring the Zamboni

Move over KFC, you've got competition for the "inappropriately broadcasting porn in a business" crown. A San Jose Target store has come under fire because porn was being played on the store's PA system for at least fifteen minutes earlier this week, and there's video proof.

According to Star Tribune (link below), the company is aware of the situation and is taking the fact that audio from a porn was blaring on their store's intercom for the better part of fifteen minutes "very seriously."

The string of moans and groans, laced with profanity, echoed about Wednesday morning in San Jose, Calif., at the Target store in the Westgate Center.

“We are actively reviewing the situation with the team to better understand what happened and to help ensure this doesn’t happen again,” Molly Snyder, spokeswoman for the Minneapolis-based retailer, said Thursday. “Because this is an active investigation, I’m unable to share additional details, but we want our guests to know that we take this very seriously.”

Of course you're taking this very seriously. As seriously as that time I had to get a new debit card because of your negligence. Anyway, one customer managed to record thirty seconds or so of the audio, which actually made her children cry. You hear that, Target? You're scaring the children!

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Via Star Tribune