These 2016 Miss America Bikini Photos Are Too Hot For Words

Who Needs Words When We've Got Photos? 

Some things just can't be explained in words. The bikini photos from the 2016 Miss America Bikini Preliminary Competition, well, they just so happen to be one of those things. Too hot for words? That might be a bit of an understatement. These photos are simply on fucking fire.

Typically when someone says that something can't be explained with words, it has to do with an emotion they are unable to express. In this case, the emotion that my lady bits are experiencing is one that's just too personal to describe. No matter how many times I shuffle through these photos, I can't seem to decide which one of these chicks is my absolute favorite. I typically have a thing for brunettes, but these blonde Miss America hotties are enough to make me question my faith.

To put it simply, it appears as though the 2016 Miss America pageant is going to be fierce. The competition is obviously hot as hell, and there are no words to explain it! Luckily, we've got photos. God bless technology!