Stick an Asshole in Your Asshole

At long last, you can stick Donald Trump where the sun don't shine

Everyone's favorite sentient sack of shit with a bad hairpiece, Donald Trump, is in the news a lot lately. When he's not busy rising in the polls and pulling into a dead heat with Jeb Bush, he's picking fights with escaped drug dealers or making completely unsolicited comments about Mexican immigrants. Well one of those Mexican immigrants has now created perhaps the first fitting effigy of Trump: A butt plug.

Mexican born and Florida based artist Fernando Sosa, whose work can be found on Etsy & Shapeways, said that he normally only makes butt plugs based on the likenesses of homophobes, dictators, or—in Vladimir Putin's case—both. He was compelled to create this piece, however, by Trump's recent comments about Mexican immigrants. In fact, he went so far as to print them in his Shapeways listing for all to see, adding the following commentary...

Such comments would have gotten any presidential Candidate kicked out of any decent Republican Party. However, instead he soared to 2nd and 1st place in polls among republican voters. So if you are brown and call yourself a republican YOU ARE NOT WANTED in the Republican Party. I know plenty of these so called tio thomases who seek acceptance yet they are shown over ad over again they are not wanted. 

So my response to Donald Trump's remarks who says Mexico sends their worst, their rapists, and their drug dealers. I say screw you and your Republican Party. I was not send here by the Mexican Government i came here with my family thanks to my Step Father who is also and Immigrant from Finland. We came here looking for the American Dream and my parents worked their butts off so my brothers and i could go to college or serve in the armed forces. 

I'm no rapists and no drug dealer. I have a college degree in 3D animation and run my own 3D printing business and guess what? I can make you into any shape i want and 3D print you and sell you to others who share their dislike of you. You can threaten to sue me like you have done hundreds of times to others. However, You are a Public figure and me making you into a shape of a butt plug is Freedom of speech. Welcome to America Mother Fucker!! 

So next time you decide to insult a whole race in order to further your political career or get yourself on TV. Remember we are engineers, we are 3D printers, we are doctors, we clean your house and we cook the food you eat so Don't Fuck with us. 

In case you're curious as to who else has been turned into a butt plug, there's only two others. Vladimir Putin...

and Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps...

Seriously dude, when you're in a category with Fred Phelps and Vladimir Putin, and both Bernie Sanders and Rupert Murdoch agree that you're a moron, maybe it's time to shut your fucking mouth.