Would You Like a Dick With That?

Every now and then, you've just got to get yourself a mouth full of dick! Ok, maybe not everyone feels that way, but the people of Taiwan are obviously a huge fan of the cock. By huge, I mean that literally; have you seen the size of these sausages? It's pretty safe to say that this Taipei food stand is just about as phallic as it gets.

As you can see, American youtuber Micaela ミカエラ, got a little bit more than she bargained for during a recent trip to Taipei. After spotting this phallic food stand, she just couldn't resist the urge to get her hands on a few phallic treats. Personally, I find it a tad refreshing that the people of Taipei don't appear to be one bit penis shy. We should really be embracing this kind of face-stuffing penis lovin' over here in the US!

Between icy cold fruity penis shaped popsicles and great big dick shaped sausages—covered in a sticky sauce of your choice, natch—the concept behind why this food stand was constructed may be a bit vague, but we're all about getting to witness a few people stuffing their faces with dick! It's just too bad that Micaela ミカエラ wasn't more willing to take the challenge. Ah, beggars can't be choosers! Phallic eats FTW.