‘Game of Thrones’ Iron Throne Made Of Dildos Looks Pleasurable

Winter is coming and all men must die! We're just two weeks away from the season five premiere of HBO's Game of Thrones! I can't wait to see what kind of hi-jinks (and nudity!) we're gonna get from the Seven Kingdoms this year. I haven't read any of George R.R. Martin's books so it's all a surprise to me. Not that the show has stayed loyal to them anyway, but it'll fun to see what happens to Tyrion, Arya, Sansa, Jon Snow, my boy Littlefinger and the gang after everything the went down at the end of last season. Shit got cray cray.

We don't know who'll end up on the Iron Throne in the end, but YOU could end up on the throne...of black dildos! Bondara--the premier online sex toy manufacturer in the UK--is celebrating GoT's return by giving away a replica Iron Throne made entirely of over two hundred, rubber dildos! You read that right. One lucky winner will have the honor of parking an over-sized chair made of sex toys in their living room for all their friends/family/spouses to envy or repulse.

They say a Lannister always pays their debts. Well, you could cash in with this one of a kind, dick chair by entering now!

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