Dr. Ruth Wants You To Have A Sexy Little Christmas

Dr. Ruth is as close to a candidate for sainthood as anyone else currently living. Seriously, if you don't think that Dr. Ruth is the best, I will fight you. That's no lie. Just look at that picture up there. That was taken immediately after she won the Oscar for being the best ever. 

She recently chatted with Mashable (link below), dropping some tips on how to spice up this holiday season with your special someone. Tips include, eating in moderation...

Mashable: How do you keep things sexy when you’re eating throughout the holidays? You’re constantly eating sugar, fatty foods…

Dr. Ruth: I am not a nutritionist, but I would say that anybody who wants to have a great sex life has to be aware of not overeating because when you overeat, you feel sluggish and that’s not good for good sex life. So make a decision that sex in your relationship is very important, and you are willing to sacrifice by eating less and keeping yourself in good shape, so that you can try some new positions for the end of 2014.

Selecting the perfect gift...

And are there any sex games that people might want to give to one another?

For women with some difficulties having an orgasm, a nice gift for the holidays in December, he or she should buy a vibrator. I have endorsed a vibrator that’s called Eroscillatorbecause the scientist who came up with it [Swiss dentist Dr. Philippe-Guy Woog], he is the scientist who came up with the first electric toothbrush. So I thought, anybody who can come up with an electric toothbrush and then come up with a vibrator called Eroscillator, I will go with him. It might be a very nice surprise for both.

Having sex in your childhood home...

If you are staying at your parents house over the holidays, what is the etiquette for being there with a significant other, wanting to have sex, but not wanting to disrespect your parents?

Then you sleep in separate bedrooms, please, wait until your parents are asleep, and then you visit each other. And then you have good sex. And then you go back to your bedroom so that you are there in the morning.

What if you’re going home and the only room you have to stay in is your childhood bedroom and you want to have sex, but it’s just a bit too childish?

Use your fantasy and make believe that you’re in a fancy hotel room and then you are with the person, your significant other, and that you are thankful for that and don’t think about the room as your childhood room. Use your brain.

And those damn kids...

Do you have any sexting tips?

No, I'm very upset when people type instead of talking to each other. I want people to talk to each other and not to text each other. However, if they are separated, its a very nice thing to do.

Via Mashable