Everybody Wins In A Twerking Battle

I think the “everybody gets a trophy” culture pushed our society in the wrong direction. Competition is good and it is important for people to lose every so often. You can’t win all the time, unless it is a twerking battle, then everyone wins. This is one contest where everyone deserves a medal.  

Much to the dismay of worried mothers and fathers, twerking will probably not go away. In fact, the word “twerk” is officially in the dictionary; Oxford Dictionary online defines twerk as verb meaning “Dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance.” I also enjoy their example sentences:  

just wait till they catch their daughters twerking to this song

twerk it girl, work it girl

As much as I enjoy this video, particularly one dancer who lays down on her stomach and twerks while pretending to read a book—by the way, I would have loved to see her actually read a book while twerking—this video should be a call to arms here in America. We can twerk better than the Russians and we need to show them how powerful our twerking asses are. We must line up our best asses, put them in American flags panties and show the world what the U-S-of-twerking-A can do! America, fuck yeah!

Via YouTube