Rosie Jones’ Tits Are So Big You’ll Be Seeing Double

We're lucky to live in a time when the full-figured woman has come back in style, as if she ever was out, and Rosie Jones is one of the fullest of the full-figured babes who has made a name for herself topless on the pages of The Sun's Page 3. And now she's topless again! 

Thank you,  NS4W for this trio of topless pics. I've not seen boobs this tasty since I was a nursing baby, and then they were my mom's which is just weird and wrong. However, Rosie, I'd suckled at your tap until last call. Those jugs are intoxicating. Who wouldn't want to tap those kegs? Okay, enough with the bar metaphors. 

Metaphors are annoying, right? They mean to expand on an idea, but all they do is confuse and obscure, and the last thing I want to do with these three topless pictures of Rosie's big top is obscure. No, I want to focus, spotlight, feature these natural wonders of the fleshy kind for all to see, among other things. 

Did you notice Rosie painted her nails an electric blue? If you did then you're looking in the wrong place. What the hell are you doing here, any way?