Now You Can Smell Jessica Simpson

You've loved Jessica Simpson since, well, as long as you can remember. Maybe you don't have a good memory, but you have perfect recall for mammaries, and Jessica is nothing if not a pair of perfect tits. But the best way to set something to memory is with a scent, and now Jessica has one. 

What is that smell? I have no idea, and the goons at Hollywood Tuna (link below) offer little in the way of descriptive prose. One thing is for certain, though, and that's two things: Jessica's boobs. They are a sweet thing of beauty, and have been used to sell a lot more than perfume. But perfume may be the perfect product for this perfect pair, in that who wouldn't want to nozzle their nostrils down deep in the cleavage of Jessica's full jugs and take in a deep breath? 

Sign me up. I'm ready to smell like Jessica. Whatever that scent is it has to be better than the odor that I'm emitting now. 

Via Hollywood Tuna