I Found It On Etsy 8.21.14 The All Dicks Edition

Like every other site on the internet, Etsy started out as a place for folks to sell their wares, yet it has morphed into a hotbed of filth. Every week, we take a look at five of the best/strangest/craziest things available for purchase on the website.

Petey the Penis Plush by KnitWitNicole

I feel like this is the kind of thing that just evolves naturally out of boredom with creating shawls

Dirty Harry Dick: A Portrait by RyonShepardArtwork

Man, I'd hate to be this guy's psychoanalyst

Copper Zinc Penis Enlarger by ABSilicone

This one's not particularly funny, but the reviews are fantastic... "I having trouble putting this thing on. I need help from the sales team with this one..other than that its a useful tool." So incredibly useful, he can't get the damn thing on.

Moby Dick Penis Doorstop by RockHardandCo

Because sometimes, everything in your life has got to be a dick. Everything. 

Haitian Voodoo Penis Enlargement Spell - Increase Sexual Pleasure - Gain Size by ReneVoodoo

When literally all else fails, you can have Robert Guillaume enlarge your penis with voodoo.