Female Runner Is Using Nike App To Draw Dicks

As this story conclusively proved, we all love to draw dicks. One San Francisco resident is taking dick drawing to hilarious new heights however.

According to Jezebel (link below), Claire Wyckoff has been using the Nike+ app to run routes that are shaped like giant dicks. 

To be fair, some of Wyckoff's Nike+ drawings are not dicks — she recently made an Atari Space Invaders character and an extended middle finger, for example — but most of them are. Dicks of all sizes. Fat dicks, skinny dicks. Dicks who climb on rocks.

A lot of people complain on a daily basis about the amount of surveillance used by some of these apps, and Claire Wyckoff has perfected a way of artfully thumbing her nose at the NSA. Seriously, she might be the perfect woman. An in-shape woman with an incredible dedication to a task, and the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy... Honestly, isn't that what most guys say they want? 

Via Jezebel