If You’re In Taiwan, You Can Eat A Literal Bag Of Dicks

Not to be outdone by the Japanese in the realm of crazy sex-related shit, Taiwan has now opened their first "Sex Restaurant." It's like Planet Hollywood for dongs. By the way, how did Ron Jeremy, et al never open a sex theme restaurant in the theme restaurant boom of the mid-90s?  

According to Jezebel (link below), the Taiwanese can now enjoy everything from "penis ice cream ridged with ropey veins, to a blow-up doll that will keep you warm while you eat..." 

Funny Sex opened earlier this year, and, as you can see from the video above, it's not for the faint of heart.

Sure, you can eat anything you desire in the shape of a phallus or enjoy the delicious taste of seafood soup out of a bowl that is shaped like a pair of voluptuous breasts, but the real star of the show is the decor, which features bathroom signs depicting stick figures doing sex on each other and what appear to be Real Dolls chained to the walls.  

...the purpose of the restaurant is more fun than realism: "We want to make sex something fun," said Chen. "We want to present human genitals to our customers in a really fun way." Which is, of course, on a platter.

I can't help but wonder if this is the brain child of someone who saw Louis CK's famous "Suck a Bag of Dicks" routine and thought, now there's an idea!

Via Jezebel