Jennette McCurdy Is Awfully McPurdy in Hot Pants

She's an actress, which means she works in show business, but we prefer her work on the smallest screen, the one you hold in your pocket. Because on that screen she posts she most provocative shots, like this one of her in a short shirt and hot pants. 

Her Instagram feed (link below) may be her best medium. We know we like it best. There she can be herself, and herself in various degrees of undress is her best self. 

Is she a good actress? Who knows. As long as Jennette is making the rounds on this app we'll support her whatever she does. Movies and TV, what are they, really, but an artificial vehicle for fake plots and bogus conflicts stitched together to sell soap and other products. We don't want commerce. We don't care for commodity. We just want Jennette, the more naked the better.

Which brings us back to the ongoing controversy with Instagram and its draconian policy against the exposure of nipples. Maybe it's time for Jennette to find another, more adult social app in which to share her personal pictures. Better yet, DM us, and we'll give you our personal email account. Let's cut out the middle man! 

Via Instagram