New Bacon Flavored Lube Is Kosher Certified For Some Reason

Bacon. Err'body loves it. Except vegetarians. And Jews. And Muslims. And pigs, too, they're probably not big fans. But everyone else loves bacon, and now those of you craving a Kosher certified Bacon flavored lube are about to have your prayers answered. 

According to AVN (link below), Trigg Laboratories is prepared to unveil "Boink-N-Oink" bacon flavored personal lubricant this weekend at the Adult Novelties Manufacturers Expo in Burbank, California.

“Boink N’ Oink” Bacon Flavored Lubricant comes in a 4.6 oz. container and retails for $9.99.

The new lube is water-based, sugar-free and artificially flavored, and reportedly Kosher certified.

“We are excited to be able to offer another fantastic flavored lubricant to our growing premium product line,” says Michael Trigg, founder and CEO of Trigg Labs. “This new personal lubricant not only promotes fun play, but also gives couples a savory flavor to experiment with in the bedroom instead of the standard sweet-tasting choices.”

I know I shouldn't be so hung up on this detail, but why on earth does bacon flavored lube need to be Kosher certified? It's not like people who keep Kosher households want to be tempted into bringing such temptation across the threshold of their home. The Mezuzah on your door may even prevent you from bringing it inside in the first place. Think about that for a minute. 

Via AVN