Ring Girl Arianny Celeste’s Instagram Workout Clip Will TKO Your Crotch

I'm not a fan of the squared ring and the men who beat each other senseless in their underwear. It all seems a little odd to me, yet I watch the pro matches whenever they're on TV, and not just because I like junk food and getting drunk with friends. It's the ring girls who announce the rounds, few of whom are finer than Arianny Celeste, and here she shows why. 

Arianny's Instagram feed (link below) has the video; Actually, four videos, thanks to some app or add-on or something technical that scares us old folks. But the end result isn't scary. No, four workouts of Arianny and her girlfriends in bikinis is the opposite of scary, which in this case isn't calming but sexy. Look, I was never great in English class, that's why I'm writing blog posts.

Anyway, where was I? Sorry, the dementia is setting in again. Oh! That's right! Sex. It's the only thing that keeps the blood flowing any more. That and leeches. Don't let the doctors tell you otherwise, leeches work. If it wasn't for leeches we'd never be able to get this hard. And believe me, I'm harder than my arteries for Arianny's workout clips. 

Via Instagram