Figure Skater Sasha Cohen Shows Off Her Figure in Elevator

Sasha Cohen is a figure skater, which we used to think meant that she curves beautiful figures on ice in a ballet of movement. But we now understand that she's more figure than skater, as this selfie taken in an elevator proves. 

She posted the selfie on Instagram (link below) and we nearly passed out. We're used to seeing fit performers on the rink in only the barest of leotards, but usually her sport leaves us, well, cold. Not this. No sir. It's hot.

How hot is it? So hot that Sasha is wearing a bikini. Why she's wearing a bikini in an elevator is one of those unanswerable questions. In fact, we'd go so far as to say that it needn't be asked. Why bother. Just gawk.

Her caption to the shot read: "Everyone needs a little attitude. #elevatorselfie#nomakeup #idontcare." We don't believe she doesn't care. Or that not caring is really a pose covering the fact that she does care. You don't get a kick-ass body like Sasha's if you don't care. 

Regardless, we care, and that's all that counts. We care enough that the next time we see figure skating on TV we're not going to turn the channel but stay tuned. 

Via Instagram