When Is Topless Not Topless?

If you're shy, but still have an exhibitionistic streak, and you're going to the beach then have we got the top for you. It's the breast of both worlds, you can show off your hooters while they remain holstered in your bikini top. Impossible? Read on. 

No, your eyes don't deceive you. That woman pictured above appears to be naked. In fact, she is street-legal. Her lovely lust bags are sacked and covered in a traditional string bikini top. Of course that bikini is flesh colored and centered on each cup is a silkscreen nipple that adds an eerie realism.

The TaTa Top (link below) is available for your next beach outing without outing anything. You can keep your modesty intact while also having all eyes on the beach be on you. It really is an ingenious solution, to what we can't say, but we like it. 

We hope this catches on, that there are a series of TaTa Tops reflecting a variety of different skin tones. In fact, why not a Balls Bottom for the men, or a Bush Bottom for the women? The possibilities are endless, if a bit retro. We mean, really, isn't this just the dirty cousin of the infamous tuxedo T-shirt popular in the 1970s?

Via The TaTa Top