Miley Cyrus Goes Topless on Instagram

Miley Cyrus isn't just all tongue and tease, well, she's mostly that. But this pop confection is sweeter still when she strips out to her bikini briefs and shares a topless picture with her followers. It's a not-too-subtle reminder that, hey, I've got tits, too, you know! 

If you're not following the pop tart on Instagram (link below), then this latest image may be just what you need to get you off your ass and on your ass in front of the app to click, Hell yes! 

It's odd, and maybe we're old and need glasses on top of the glasses we already wear, but it appear to us that where Miley's nipple should be there's some little anime-looking creature, like a refuge from a Japanese video game.

Could it be a cute censor bar? Instagram is known for its puritanical refusal to allow the ladies to let it all hang out. And women far less famous than Miley have taken to the digital airwaves to protest the only way they know how, by baring all. Viva le revolution!

But we think the reason behind this cartoon is more insidious. We feel that Miley may not have nipples at all, but be a Frankenstein's monster of comic books and sugar plumbs and fairies. Stranger things have happened. 

Via Instagram