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Kate Upton Paints On A Vertical Smile

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Internet is abuzz with fuzz. Controversy is the word of the day. And at the center of this perfect storm of perversion is, who else, but Kate Upton. Only this time we're not talking about her boobs, but her cooze. That's right, loose lips might sink ships, but where Kate is concerned they're more likely to get clicks. 

You see the picture above? Of course you do, in fact you probably aren't even reading this because you're seeing that. But regardless, that image is from Sports Illustrated, America's favorite sports magazine that features half-naked women who love to play with balls. It's an old standby of the Swimsuit Issue, painted-on bikinis. Nothing unusally about that, right?

Only our friends at Drunken Stepfather (link below), got their hands on what appears to be a shot of Kate's pussy lips, painted, yes, but clearly visible in all their lickable glory. Only it's too good to be true. Sure, Kate has recently said people should be paying more attention to her butt and not just her boobs, so it's possible she would like some of that focus now directed to her front. Possible, but unlikely. Especially given this video of Swimsuit model Alyssa Miller explaining the techniques for applying a paint-on swimsuit including the latex “pussy flaps.”

We say thee nay, bush-barer. This is but one of the many falsehoods of the Internet. But, fake as we may believe it to be, that's not going to stop us from sharing the image. Enjoy.

 

Via Drunken Stepfather


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