Jessica Simpson Brings Her Girls Out to Party

Jessica looks a little tipsy, and the girl in the picture above is either trying to give her a hand or feel up her boobs. Either way we support her altruism. If we were that close to those treasured chests we'd be fools not to grab a hold and go for a ride. 

The images in this gallery are from the Egotastic post (link below), which is a welcome return to one of Hollywood's greatest racks. If the rack was once an instrument of Medieval torture, today it is a sweeter punishment. And Jessica has one of the best. In fact, we'd go out on a limb and say she has two of the best. Wait a minute, that's no limb!

Movies, music, celebrity in general has been duller without Jessica to gawk at. But we've noticed her going out to more functions lately, getting her picture taken and circulated, and hopefully these are all her publicist's attempts to return the busty babe to the spotlight where she belongs.

There is the intoxication, or at least the appearance of her being inebriated, but that bodes well for her return to the public arena. Everyone knows a drunk is more likely to flash, and sex sells, so start selling, Jessica! We're buying. 

Via Egotastic